PvP IN SPACE!

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Emergency Message: Please stop killing each other. If you don’t stop I will be forced to do something drastic.

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The Retrofitted Organics Bay

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Station Message 6641: Due to limited supplies and unknown rescue data, the lavish “Black Hole All-You-Can-Eat Buffet” has been suspended until further notice. The buffet quarter of the luxury timeshare level has been retrofitted into a “do-it-yourself” mushroom soup station. Chop wood to create a soup bowl. Pluck the nutritious mushrooms from the synthetic grow medium. Combine them together into a mildly pleasing paste to stay alive. Please remember to replant the trees and mushrooms, or you will all probably starve to death.

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Monthly Fuel Mining Quota Due

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Station Message #6761: The monthly fuel mining quota is due in one week. The quota has been raised 2% due to equipment degradation. Failure to meet the quota will result in reduced station services for all residents.

We are now offering very generous payments in the form of Station Credits for the materials you mine from the moon below. These credits can be used to rent living space or traded for a variety of valuable station amenities. Many choose to spend their credits jacking-on to the Holo Grid during their free time.

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Rent Space in “U-Store-It”

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Station Message #147: While on board the space station, store valuables in a spacious “U-Store-It” rental vault. Each vault has enough storage room for four large double chests. Daily rental rates are available.

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(Log Snippet #77351) “…People have taken to living inside the Hive vaults. It’s much cheaper than renting one of the condominiums. We don’t know what they are doing for bathrooms…”

Recruiting Station Security

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Station Message #2480: We are currently seeking talented individuals to join the Space Station Security Forces. Qualified applicants will be supplied with a custom blaster rifle and all the ration packs they can eat.

Security Force members will also receive a modest weekly salary of space station credits ($) and a voucher for reduced mining hours. Interested parties should apply at their nearest station kiosk.

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A Small Emergency

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Babysitter: Uh oh kids! Something has gone horribly wrong with the space station. Don’t worry! Adults are rushing to solve the problem. You just stick with me and I’ll keep you safe while they sort this out. It’s my job.

I’ll keep you safe..I’ll keep you safe..I’ll keep you safe..I’ll keep you safe..I’ll keep you safe..I’ll keep you safe..I’ll keep you safe..I’ll keep you safe..I’ll keep you safe..I’ll keep you safe..I’ll keep you safe..I’ll keep you safe..I’ll keep you safe..I’ll keep you safe..Don’t die.

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Space Spiders Overrun Docking Bay C

<Chime> This is your station computer with an important announcement. Please be advised that deadly touch tarantula space spiders have overrun Docking Bay C. All civilians are to remain confined to quarters until the space spiders are exterminated. All security personnel are to report to the station security office for instructions. Thank you. <Chime>